Portal 2 - All GLaDOS Quotes (Singleplayer Story) + Want You Gone (w/Lyrics)

“Oh. It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me... Okay, look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us... For monster.“ Here it is, as promised! Next week: “Portal 2 - All Wheatley Quotes!“ (BTW, if there’s one thing Wheatley is good at, it’s nagging. Seriously, he’s the master of nagging! The one thing he’s better at than GLaDOS!) LYRICS: Well here we are again It’s always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except I wasn’t laughing Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice You want your freedom? Take it That’s what I’m counting on I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone She was a lot like you (Maybe not quite as heavy) Now little Caroline is in here too One day they woke me up So I could live forever It’s such a shame the same Will never happen to you You’ve got your short sad life left That’s what I’m counting on I’ll let you get right to it Now I only want you gone Goodbye my only friend Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny If it weren’t so sad Well you have been replaced I don’t need anyone now When I delete you maybe [REDACTED] (I’ll stop feeling so bad) Go make some new disaster That’s what I’m counting on You’re someone else’s problem Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone Oh, and...“OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with... Whooooooaaaaahhhh!“ “Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.“ “Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!”