Strongman.

Realtime: ~2h. If you run out of hair, pump up your muscles! When you have lean muscles, you can: - be bald - grow hair and weave braids - To wear glasses - wearing piercings - stand at a public transport stop - ride a pink scooter - wearing weird t-shirts - to make faces - take funny poses - be autistic - talk nonsense - walking with an iron And still you will look awesome because you have fucking bulging muscles !!!