Mortal Kombat 3 (Sony Playstation 1) (By Sting)

Mortal Kombat? Mortal fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I’ve had more fun playing with dog turds! Shao Kahn’s my ass and Rayden’s my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I’d rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I’d rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo’s anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it’s a