Heaven is a Wednesday Night in the Key Demo

As heard on Jim Cornette’s Drive Thru Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I masturbate Hey Mom I need to watch this show Meltzer says I’m in the key demo Meltzer says I’m in the key demo In my mom’s basement I steal her wifi and I pay no rent AEW’s cool, We’ve got indy stars, dropouts from wrestling school Like Joe Janella at the top of the card He trained himself in his own backyard This is shit everyone should get, Well everyone, except Jim Cornette Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I masturbate Who needs women or hanging round in bars when you can watch the Bucks get seven stars I’d rather watch the Bucks earn seven stars Dynamite’s the word best ever tag team division, haven’t you heard we’ve got Jericho Orange Cassidy and my girl Riho Like Tony I do fantasy booking A title tournament, now we’re cooking and I can’t wait to hear what Corny has to say, when Marko Stunt goes all the way Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega