I Will Survive, Coronavirus version for teachers going online

“I Will Survive,” coronavirus version New lyrics by Michael Bruening At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never teach through Canvas all the time But then I spent so many nights reading the help docs for so long And I grew strong And I learned how to get along And so I’m back The students are gone As all my colleagues try to figure out how they’re gonna get along I should have kept up with the tech, not skipped that class on course design If I’d have known for just one second I’d be teaching all-online Go on now, go, leave me alone I’ve got to figure out Just how to lecture using Panopto You gave me two days to adjust, to move everything online Did you think I’d crumble Did you think I’d lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to Zoom, I know I’ll be alive Oh, my students still will learn And my paychecks I will earn, and I’ll survive I will survive, hey, hey It