Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn

It’s new and improved! And that’s really, really sad. This is an edited version of a livestream I did a few months ago that probably says more than any scripted review ever could. Yeah, I quit after 20 minutes. I quit because they wanted me to kill squirrels & ladybugs. I quit because my first quest was delivering pie. Way to suck me into the action, guys. By this time in DC Universe I was blasting my way out of a Brainiac invasion ship. The first thing I did in Guild Wars 2 is have a boss fight. By this