I hit the mall, spendin’ dollars.
To show people what they mean to me.
Got trampled trying to find an elmo.
Got pepper sprayed, guess that was free...
They gotta know, that gifts mean love.
I got my Mom MJ’s glove.
And as for pops, a crystal bird house.
It doesn’t really even matter what Christmas about baby.
I bought the fam lots of crap for Christmas,
Forgot who I bought it for yeah.
It won’t be Christmas without presents,
Spending till my card gets sore yeah.
And who knew,
that this holiday could make me so poor yeah.
And who knew,
That i’d almost break my pelvis in a revolving door yeah.
I got my bro some N’Sync earmuffs,
then fought off Britney tryin’ to steal from me.
My sis is gettin’ a brand new loofa,
the jokes on her cause it was free.
This time of year the stores get nuts.
Who knew that meat mitts could cost so much?
I think the Mall Cop just grabbed my butt.
I’m gettin’ kind of sic
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