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Being too cool of a dude, or “unlawful rizz in a public-designated area,“ is in fact a law. But only in Dorksville, which is several states away from this prison, over in North Dorkota. Plus, how would you even know about that law if you were cool? Why would you ever go to Dorksville? Never mention this town, its absurd laws, or our nation’s 51st state ever again.