The Bad Touch (Medieval Cover / Bardcore)

#bardcore #tavernwave #medieval #medievaltiktok Originally performed by The Bloodhound Gang Medieval instrument cover Lyrics courtesy of Parker Marshall: I’ll admire thy contributions Let, darling, let darling, love is a Parisian sport And thou dost act upon impulses a Prince would find indulgent So put thine hands neath my hose, behold Easter Eggs, Aye I’m Thomas, Aye I’m Moore Welcome to Utopia Hast had enough, of decorum’s order Thou willst it rough, and faster rounds I’ll have thee smothered, under night’s cover If you’re found out by the crown Arrive swifter duchess, forbidden to express like Eve thy sins a crime, to make me eat a fruit unholy and damn all of mankind You and me, lover, were conceived like animals So let us do as they once did in Roman Bathhouses (Do it anon, so) You and me, lover, were conceived like animals So let us do as they once did in Roman Bathhouses (Forgo modes