Alpaca

I’m an alpaca come on and feel me You want to rub your little hands all over my body ’Cos I’m sexy Sexy Alpaca. Oh Mr Alpaca that’s simply not true No one else here thinks you’re sexy (excuse me I do) Me I just want to shave off your fur I swear it’s not a sex thing I just want to make a jumper. I’m an alpaca come on and feel me You want to rub your little hands all over my body ’Cos I’m sexy Sexy Alpaca. You’re not sexy Sure you’re cute and boy, you’re fluffy But you aint sexy oh no no my honey You’re no llama They’re the sexy mamma