FRANK ZAPPA -- IMAGINARY DISEASES

FRANK ZAPPA -- IMAGINARY DISEASES I WENT TO THE DR’s THE OTHER DAY WITH AN IMAGINARY DISEASE. HE DIAGNOSED ME AS BEING A HYPOCHONDRIAC. I SAID, “HOW CAN AN IMAGINARY DISEASE HAVE A CLINICAL NAME FOR IT IF IT’S REALLY IMAGINARY?“ HE SAID, “JUST GO PAY YOUR BILL.“