Assassin’s Creed Crack

So I just replayed Assassin’s Creed again, and THIS happened. xD I make fun of Malik alot in it since I HATE HIM! xD Heehee. So yeah, I’ve totally stripped Altair of any masculinity he had, for shame, for include Nowaki, Hiroki, Ike, Marth, Craig and Clyde and a Big Daddy from Bioshock at the end! x3 There are three steps in the flash, and I tried to make each one more messed up then the last. I think I succeeded. lolz. Oh, and idk why, but I made Craig and Clyde lower rank assassi