DRAN Like BRANN (a Great Dark Beyond pronunciation rap)

LYRICS: Ayo, it’s me, Leo And I know that no one asked, but I’ve got stuff to show So like BBrode, in Un’Goro I made this beat and I wrote this flow Been hearin’ things like ’kill-juh-dean’ The ’eggs-oh-durr’ and ’ran-jury’? I’ma keep it blunt: That’s wrong Let’s walk through the words of The Great Dark Beyond Startin’ off, it’s the new minion type D R A E N E I You say it ’dran-eye’, not ’drain-eye’ We’ll come back to this to make sure you say it right Up next, we’ve got the chorus After that, what does Leo even have for us? I’ll be dishin’ out bars for so many cards Trust me, this really ain’t that hard It’s DRAN like BRANN (drain-eye?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (druh-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) This one’s on lots of cards so let’s run it again DRAN like BRANN (dry-nay?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (OH! dree-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) When in doubt think of that Battlecry Dwarf man Movin’ on, we’re talkin’ bout Prophet ’Vell-in’ The 7/7, dodgin’ Demons, straight ballin’ Pass him the mic, you know he’s got the sauce “Not all who wander are lost“ And in the opposite corner We’ve got ’Kill-jay-din’ and ’Ark-ih-mond-eh’ Wait, hold up, it’s just ’Ark-ih-mond’ Like his friendship with Velen, the Es gone *OHHHHH* Back to the Draenei, we’ve got the 5 Exarchs Like the leader of the ’Aw-kuhn-eye’, ’Mal-uh-dar’ Hunter’s got ’Nigh-ell’ of the ’Ran-gar-ee’ Druid’s got ’Oh-thar’ of the ’Shuh-tar-ee’ For Mage, ’Huh-tar-oo’ leads the ’Arr-tiff-iss-ers’ Warrior with ’Uh-com-uh’ leader of the ’Vin-dih-kay-ters’ All five used to be ’Air-uh-dar’ then Uhhh, how do you say that word again? It’s DRAN like BRANN (drain-eye?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (druh-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) This one’s on lots of cards so let’s run it again DRAN like BRANN (dry-nay?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (OH! dree-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) When in doubt think of that Battlecry Dwarf man The Draenei have the help of ’Kwoh-ray’ Not ’Kyoor’, not ’Koo-ray’, OK The other Naaru, ’Car-ah’, that’s easy Say it like it’s spelled, keepin’ it breezy And now we got ’Zor-toth’ The X is a Z ’cuz he’s cool like a boss ’Tal-gath’ - wait, has anyone said this one wrong? Honestly, I just needed one more bar in this song Here’s ’Deer-druh’, the ’Vor-uh-nigh’ leader Punching Demons straight through your speaker Boom badda, that’s a lotta ’Ah-scar-ah’ Makin’ Draenei repeat like ARA-ARA Now you might be sayin’: Why? well, It’s actually pronounced ’Yuh-rell’ Did you expect to see Librams here? ’Nuh-boon-doe’ saw ’em coming as an OG Farseer It’s DRAN like BRANN (drain-eye?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (druh-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) This one’s on lots of cards so let’s run it again DRAN like BRANN (dry-nay?) No, it’s DRAN like BRANN (OH! dree-nigh!) I said it’s DRAN like BRANN (dran-eye) When in doubt think of that Battlecry Dwarf man We’re about done, there’s not much to go We’ve been through the villains and the heroes Got a couple more Legendaries here And two little dudes with names that are weird Set aside the lore and backstories We’re goin’ lightspeed, runnin’ right through these So here we go, here we go, here we go Startin’ off strong with my favorite turtle bro ’Oo-loo’ the Everdrifter ’Suh-roon’ and ’Gorm’ the Worldeater ’Scrun-guck’, ’Loo-me-uh’, ’Ecks-oh-dar’, ’Toe-chuh’ Nexus-Prince ’Shuh-far’, Spore Empress ’Mole-dar-uh’ *yaaaayyyy* And that’s that If there’s anything I missed, uhhh, my bad I hope this was fun and that you followed along I’ll see all of y’all in The Great Dark Beyond ----------------------------------- Written, produced, performed, and edited by me!