Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed

For More Breaking News: Citing factors such as his low-paying job, lack of foreseeable prospects, and modest living conditions, sources close to local resident Karl Brewster said Thursday they are at a loss to explain his day-to-day cheerfulness in the face of such a bleak existence. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: