No! This is Patrick!

This was inspired by a 4chan thread I saw the other day. Credit goes to Anonymous. I’ve shortened it a bit a threw in a little more at the end. UPDATE 8: “Voted Best of Northshore 2010, Readers’ Choice Award, Best Pizza“ UPDATE 9: Two. Million. Views. UPDATE 10: I added subtitles for the hearing-impaired, and for people who can’t spell “blasphemy“ or hear “fish piss“ at the end. UPDATE 11: 3 million views! No partnership! Copyright infringement! Hell yea! Als