I Wish I Was Autistic - Sam Westphalen - Guitar Percussion

Lyrics: I wish I was autistic ’cause then I’d have an excuse for being autistic. Instead I’m just an asshole who won’t look you in the eyes. If I was autistic then I’d have an excuse for being a mildly autistic guy. If I was autistic I’d have the skills that come with being autistic. I’d memorize the dictionary or the first thousand digits of pi. I would warn the world of earthquakes by placing my face on the ground. I would feel the sound. I can’t concentrate