Parents of russian occupiers advise sons to break arms and legs

Occupiers are ready to do such things to be sent from the war in Ukraine to hospital. This is confirmed by a new telephone conversation of russian invaders intercepted by the SSU. ‘I’ve decided! Now, I finish my shift at four, and then somehow I’ll break my leg on the stairs. I can’t, dad, I’m already shaking. Shaking like hell. I can’t f**king stay here anymore,’ an occupier stationed in Kharkiv region says in a panic. His father is glad to hear his son might come back home. And when he later called back and said that he had not been able to break anything, dad gave valuable advice. ‘When we were young, boys used to ditch service: you wrap a towel or a rag around your arm, make it wet, go to a corner and hit the corner with your arm. It hurts less and the bone breaks,’ the father shares his wisdom. Very good advice - the more occupiers ‘break’, the faster our defenders cope with the rest in battle so that Ukraine wins!