A Goalie’s Questionnaire

AKA: “Congrats, Capitals (2021)“, “Congrats, Pens (2021)“, “Congrats, Oilers (2021)“, and “Congrats, Panthers (2021)“. Attention, all prospective goaltenders: Look at the above situations and learn from them. With this knowledge about to be bestowed, you too can be a master between the pipes. Also if I were Tristan Jarry, I would travel by night as to not run into frothing hordes of Yinzers. They want blood.