Jesus, Jesus sleepin’ on a cross
Fuck mankind you couldn’t give a toss
Nails through your hands and in your feet
Tourism’s booming isn’t business sweet
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
And nobody gives a toss
Mary and Joseph watchin’ TV
All those riots and anarchy
Switch off the telly go up to bed
They couldn’t give a toss that Jesus is dead
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
And nobody gives a toss
What we really want to know is
Was Jesus Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus Catholic or a Protestant
He’s a Jew
Pontius Pilate didn’t he do well
Sendin’ Jesus into Hell
Nevermind the money’s coming in
Bein’ really rich from original sin
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
And nobody gives a toss