Adele Someone Like You PARODY! Key of Awesome #47

Adele’s ex-boyfriend REVEALED! LYRICS: I wrote another song about me wanker ex he’s a worthless lout His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on 5 Rubbish Road flat number 22 Please harass his ass on Facebook till he loses all his marbles If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils Did I mention He has herpes (and warts) I’ll never stop talkin’ shite about you I wish nothing but, arse worms for Timmy Matthews If you cross me You’re dead I’ll hide under your bed Next time you check the mail You’ll find your new girlfriend’s head Oi Adelle I think you’ve lost the plot haven’t you? Two can play at this game. Gimme that mic Adele’s got bipolar disorder She’s an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder She left out the verse where she cheated on me With all her roadies and Mr. Bean I always brought you flowers and said bless yo