How to write a Smiths song in 1 minute

How to write a Smiths song in 1 minute by Desmond Doom. Made out of love for Moz and Marr’s songwriting in The Smiths! Go buy all their music FULL version here tags: the smiths, desmond doom, post-punk, new wave, surf-goth, postpunk, post punk, surf goth, morrissey, johnny marr, this charming man, the queen is dead, how soon is now, the cure, 80s, jangle, guitar