What Would Batman Do?

In this original song, I ponder a fundamental question of human nature. And yes, I am wearing a thematically appropriate T-shirt. Lyrics: What Would Batman Do? When I end up in a tricky Situation, and there’s no Way for me to solve it, plus There’s nowhere left for me to go, I’ve developed my own mantra That will help me think it through. When I’m in a bad dilemma, I ask, “What would Batman do?“ When I’m walking on a sidewalk And there’s some guy on a bike Who is knocking down old ladies, Whom he seems to dislike, Or when I am getting coffee And somebody cuts the queue, Making me extremely thirsty, I ask, “What would Batman do?“ When a couple at a movie Won’t stop talking in my ear, When a spider on my pillow Leaves me paralysed with fear, When an amateur musician Starts in on “A Boy Named Sue,“ Accompanied by the ukulele, I ask, “What would Batman d