quiizzzmeow - Улитка ☹︎𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕚-ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖/𝔻𝕒𝕪𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖☹︎

🔗 Original: 🖌️Art: 🧾 Text: 🇺🇲 English: La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-La-La A snail comes into a bar and says: can I have a whiskey and Coke? We don’t serve snails sorry And threw her out the door Days, weeks, months pass She comes back to this bar He puts on his fashionable shirt And he says to the bartender , “ Fuck you“ Once a man came to the pet store Do you have something to say skillfully? There is a talking centipede Comes home and asked awkwardly Are we going for a walk? And she is silent… Are we going for a walk? He’s silent again. The man is all angry, the bitches are fucked You don’t say, quiet fuck I’m putting on my shoes I’m like Lightning McQueen and I’m not afraid of Jackson Storm And from a joke about a snail, Tati jumps on horseback A snail comes into a b