[Homestuck] Roxy’s Drunk Kitchen

Jake is dead and dolphins don’t have a top fin. Tumblr ► Facebook ► Vine ► Roxy: Spades Jane: Fen Music not done by us. Jane’s All-Purpose Cookie Recipe (that she swears is perfect when followed sober): 1 cup butter (softened) 1 3/4 cups sugar 1/4 cup honey 4 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 large eggs Mix dry ingredients in one bowl, then wet ingredi