The Putini

Is your cell awfully chilly? Are the handcuffs on too tight? Are you tired from breaking rocks all day long at the gulag? We recommend that you relax with a refreshing Putini! THE PUTINI 4 ounces of Pussy Riot Vodka Half an ounce of Lillet Blanc Wine Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice. Shake, do not stir. Pour into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.