How To Make A CPU

How to make a CPU from scratch (any% speedrun glitchless): 1) Get a rock. 2) Smash the rock. 3) Now you have 98% concentrated silicon dioxide. Purify it to 99.9% pure silicon dioxide. 4) Purify it further to % polysilicon metal. 5) Put the polysilicon ingots into a crucible. 6) Heat the silicon ingots to 1698 °K. 7) Take a small seed monocrystal and dip it into the vat of molten silicon. 8) Slowly pull the crystal out as it cools. 9) Now, you’ve a monocrystal of pure silicon. Cut it into thin slices. 10) Now, you’ve got pristine freshly-cut silicon wafers. Optionally, dope them with Boron, Phosphorus or another dopant. 11) Put photoresist on the wafer. 12) Take a chromium-etched photo-lithographic quartz mask with your desired circuit pattern and shine a laser beam through it to project the circuit pattern onto the wafer. 13) The locations of the shadows produced by the photo-mask will control where the photo-resist is chemically chan