“No More Demons“ (DOOM X No More Heroes)

Original NMH1 cutscene: Suda, Carmack, & Romero would like you to meet Travis Touchdoom, the UAC slayer ranked 12 on the 10-point scale.  I mean, Johnson from Shadows of the Damned was basically a Lost Soul, right? Featuring music by Genki Rockets and Sonic Clang. “I know a lot of Marines out there who don’t have huge guts.  ’Least that’s what Kane, the glorified security guard, said.  So I’m at the Slipgate and then I realize: I got no ammo!  I was seriously dry!  Why?  ’Cause I smoked this hot chick last night at Deathmatch, and man, did she frag good!  So being the gentleman I am, I shot her with rockets. “Anywho, I decided to get some ammo.  The Challenge: Glory Kill the Cyberdemon!  So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to spawn.  And there he was: this man and a half, superbad, burnin’ out of control.  Couldn’t tell if he had huge guts, or was just plain old huge.  Oh yeah, so he digs the prowess, the capacity for violence. Dynamite! “Or at least it was supposed to be. ’Til she showed up.  Her name?  Arlene Sanders, a space marine with this United Whatchyamacallit Corporation.  ’Congratulations; you are certified as a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.  How about getting rid of the Quake Champions above you, and aim for the top?’ “’Allow me to communicate to you my desire to rip and tear until it is done.  How’s that?  Do you get it now?  Papa’s got a brand new bag!’  It will take a strong man to bring the light of freedom back to this planet.  But who knows?  My cause is just.  My will is strong.  And my gun is very, very large!  Whaddaya say, Marine?  Join me.  Let’s see how far we can take this.  And for you there, holding the Super Shotgun right now? Just pull the trigger.  Let the ripping and tearing begin!“ #DOOM #NoMoreHeroes #Suda51 #MOÉ