Warhammer 40k: Dawn of Awesome

SPESS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OWR DOAR! WEH KNOW OWR DUTEH AND WEH WEEL DO EHT. WEH FIGHT FOR OWR HOWNOWR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WEH FIGHT IN THE NEHME OF THE EMPRA! AND IF WEH DIE THIS DEH WEH DIE IN GLOARY. WEH DIE HEAROES’ DEFFS - BUT WEH SHALL NORT DIE - NO IT IS THE ENEMEH WHO WEEL TEHSTE DEFF AND DAFEET! AS YOU KNOW... MOAST OF OWR BATTLE BROTHERS ARE STEHTIONED IN SPESS, PRUHPEARED TO DEEP STRIKE! OWR PERIMETER HAS BEAN PRUHPEARED IN THE EVENT THEHT OWR ENEMEHS SHOULD BE SO BALD AND SO FEWLISH. WHE HAVE PLEHCED NUMEROUS BEACONS, ALLOWING FOAR MULTIPLE, SIMULTEHNEOUS, AND DEVEHSTEHTING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES. THE CODECKS ASTARTEES NEHMES THIS MANEUVAH STEEL REHN. WEH WEEL DESCEND UPON THE FOE, WEH WEEL OVAHWHELM THEM — WEH WILL LEAVE NONE ALIVE! MEANWHILE OWR GROUND FOARCES WEEL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR HEADKWARTERS. WEH ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WEH ARE THE EMPRA’S FUREH!