Bryan Adams - Kick Ass

From the forthcoming album “So Happy It Hurts“ to be released in March 2022: Written by Bryan Adams and Mutt Lange Intro narrated by John Cleese KICK ASS In the beginning - God created the heavens and the earth Then he created the waters, and the land, and then he created man But man degenerated and descended into the black hole of making bad music So a darkness fell all around Only He could know of the storm that was coming, the hurricane that was brewing Yes there was something wrong - something missing There was no rock music So he sent an angel, and out of mist, that angel came He wore boots, blue jeans and a baseball cap He had a big ol’ smile like a welcome mat How cool is that? Then all the world went silent - and they looked up Cuz they all wanted to hear what he had to say And after a moments silence, he said…. Let there be guitar, drums, bass, piano… Let there be a kick ass - kiss ass rockin’ band Let’s go.. If you’re looking for fun - turn the music on - let’s light a real big fire If you wa