Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2

Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman. I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches they were walkin’ my way “Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?” is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake. so I put my head down and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great. Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base. Yo, what can I say, it’s just a day in my life I’m up early in the morning in bed early at night. To be productive at work I gotta be well rested. Yeah muthafucka, you heard what I just said. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I have a hard time opening my eyes under water. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan. I’m from a lower-middle class family, me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, I have good memories from my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with that motherfucker all day long, until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog and then I played with my muthafucka all day long about 10 times a day man, all year long. My favorite song moth