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Monty Python’s “Life of Brian“ (The aqueduct...) - We’re getting in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate’s wife’s bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she’s in our custody, and forthwith issue our demands. - Any questions? - What exactly are the demands? - We’re giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman imperialist state and if he doesn’t agree immediately, we execute her. - Cut her head off? - Cut all her bits off. Send them back on the hour, every hour. Show them we’re not to be trifled with. - And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail. - No blackmail! - They’ve bled us white, the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had. And not just from us! From our fathers and from our fathers’ fathers. - And from our fathers’ fathers’ fathers. - Yeah. - And from our fathers’ fathers’ fathers’ fathers.
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