You: a critically injured NPC in a room full of loot (ASMR)

You are practically every NPC I ever had to save in a game (just without all the repetitive dialogue, annoying grunts of pain, glitchy pathing, etc., etc.). I’m sure some of you can relate. 00:00:00 I’ll take that. And that. And that... 00:00:54 Oh, hi there! 00:02:40 This is our lucky day! 00:04:04 Before I can help you... 00:06:12 My quest 00:07:36 Your quest 00:09:25 Back to looting... 00:10:00 The worlds where I sell my loot 00:15:27 Hush, it won’t be much longer... 00:16:46 My Bag of Infinite Holding 00:17:53 Back to looting / Toy building block currency 00:18:20 A strange musical key 00:19:30 A magic cone 00:20:00 A handheld fan 00:20:12 An old straight razor 00:20:55 A globe of one of the first Earths 00:22:36 A can of coffee ground currency 00:23:31 A pair of creature hands 00:24:17 A “Sleep Note“ 00:25:27 Some multisided dice 00:26:09 A pouch of gold coins 00:26:30 And one gold coin for you 00:26:46