Dune Blunt Rotation - Rise of the Muad’Doob

All his not well in the Corweedno Empire, as Hashishah Emperor Shazamn the 420th takes steps to eliminate the threat posed by the rising Atreedeez Opp Block. What did I even just write. How did I even get here? I used to have a respected profession and I gave it up for this. Why, I ask you. Forgive me, Frank Herbert. Forgive me, Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV, forgive me House Atreides, forgive me noble Duke Leto and also his mediocre son Paul Atreides too I guess. Big thanks to Anna and Carole for voicing the Guild Navigator and the Reverend Mother respectively (everybody say thank you to Anna and Carole) You can follow me on Twitter for additional funposting: #dune #dune1984