Thomas and Freinds Theme Song

With Music by DJ Pisshammers Lyrics: They’re two they’re four they’re six and eight Shunting trucks and hauling freight red and green and brown and blue they’re the really useful crew All with different roles to play Round Tidmouth sheds or far away, Down the hills and round the bends Thomas and his friends Thomas he’s the cheeky one James is vain but lots of fun Percy pulls the mail on time Gordon thunders down the line Emily really knows her stuff Henry toots and huffs and puffs Edward wants to help and share Toby, well let’s say, he’s square The Song kind of continues there for a while. It kind of repeats itself. There we go. It’s expensive to keep all these Vietnamese sex slaves in my basement.