D4 Bad - Phonk

As a phonk artist straight outta Memphis, I’ve seen my fair share of games come and go, hyping up the streets only to let us down. But lemme tell you, Diablo 4 was a different level of disappointment. This game, man, it promised the world—dark, deep, and twisted, like a good track—but all it delivered was a half-baked release. Charging us 70 bucks for a game that felt like it was stitched together by a lone dev in a basement, not a team of a thousand. The open world? Man, that was just plain boring. You could cruise through it like an empty highway with no soul or surprises. And the bosses? Don’t get me started. Felt like they just copied and pasted them dudes from some old games. No challenge, no thrill—just another obstacle in the way. And the story, bruh, it was like listening to a beat with no bass—no depth, nothing to get you hooked. They threw in too many side quests too, like they tryna distract us from seeing how empty it all was. It’s like paying for VIP at a club only to find out the DJ ain’t even there. Now, the real kicker—this whole pay-to-win mess. Skins, premium currency, season passes that feel like scams. It’s like they tryna milk every last dime out of us without giving back to the community that supports them. No new seasonal content worth noting, just the same old reskins. They call it ’Helltides,’ I call it ’boredom tides.’ And don’t get me started on the bugs and the awful balance in PvP. It’s clear the economy and trading system got lost somewhere, probably stuck in a dungeon that ain’t worth backtracking. All in all, Diablo 4 was an abomination—something that promised to be legendary but ended up being just another track you skip. Ain’t nobody got time for that.