Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe’s
I kicked and screamed, said, “Please, don’t go“
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn’t chew my meat too good
Grandma take me home
She said, “Why don’t you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike“
That’s what I did, I killed my toe
Grandma take me home