Every Single Maiden (Laid A Wreath For You) - A Wheel of Time Parody - WoT Idol 2024 Entry

Thank the Light for amazing friends. This is my 24th Wheel of Time related parody (including the short and basic ones) and it’s been a surprisingly educating journey. Yes, I’ve learned plenty about audio and video editing, but I’ve actually learned a lot about myself and that’s a good thing! Hopefully you understand that when I say “Every Single Maiden,“ I mean “Each And Every,“ as in, I will eat every single cookie! And yes, this is supposed to be fun and ridiculous, but no joke, Maidens are hardcore awesome. Many, many sincere thanks to the countless people who have pushed, encouraged and consoled me. I love you. Huge thanks to Michelle & Amy. I couldn’t have done this without them! And to my brother, Jeff, for his incredible audio editing! Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden Now put your spears up Up in the Waste, a chilly day A hundred and twelve degrees I wanted to train, skills to attain Just my Spear Sisters and me We did a quick jog, 4 leagues long Seemed we’d gathered attention That same Stone Dog, I’ve said get lost He only hears the wind (I said) If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you Don’t be mad cuz I’m wedded to the spear it’s true If you keep pushing thenyou’re gonna have some major Toh oh oh Toh oh oh o-ohh Toh oh oh oh If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you Don’t be mad cuz I’m wedded to the spear it’s true If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you Our sparring begins, but you cut in I said no and I made it very clear I won’t be chased, you’re Oosquai faced You stab your own foot with a spear I don’t want your attention, it wouldn’t change if You were a clan chief, or a blacksmith I’ll say it again, you’re such a pain You know you’re going to end up Da’tsang I appreciate you tried but it’s a stab and miss I appreciate you tried but it’s a stab and miss Good luck asking leave from any Roofmistress If you’re lucky we might ask you to play Maiden’s Kiss Uh uh oh uh uh oh Your tongue is tossing colors to the wind again Your tongue is tossing colors to the wind again They’re never going to send you to Rhuidean You always push the bounds of honor like a thieving Shaido oh oh oh oh I won’t give up the spear for the world I’m not that kind of girl The dance is what I prefer, what I desire You will not persuade me, if you force me To capture you on the battlefield and to take you gai’shain That would be ill advised You’ll be all dressed in white, With my sisters at my side You’ll sing for us the whole night Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai Every Single Maiden Is a bad A$$ Proof? Blood snow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh And we are carrying the honor of the Car’a’carn We are carrying the honor of the Car’a’carn To respect that he’s the one and only maiden born We will stay right by his side until vanquishes The Sha-dow My spear-sisters give me everything I need and more My spear-sisters give me everything I need and more If you need advice on women talk to Rand Al’Thor Apparently that man got Aviendha to….