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JAP Battle (Reprise)
Starring Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Zach Sherwin, Jack Dolgen & Rachel Bloom
Audra:
ALL OF OUR LIVES YOU WERE TOXIC
OBNOXIOUS
NOW THOUGH, YOU’VE BROUGHT ME FROM NAUSEOUS TO NACHES
I’M PROUD OF YOU, BUNCH
YOU’RE A GROWN-UP, YOU GOT THIS
KOL HAKAVOD, YOU’RE A GODDESS
Rebecca:
ME?!
BUT YOU’RE SO RESPONSIBLE
CAREER’S ON SIZZLE
HUSBAND, DITTO
THREE GREAT KIDDOS
YOU’VE GOT COMPETENCE, CLASS
PLUS A SKINNY-ASS WAIST
AND A TONED-ASS ASS
Audra:
WELL, YOU’VE GOT A FREE SPIRIT, WHICH I SEE AND COMMEND
SO, LIKE 2
...CHAINZ WITHOUT THE “NZ” AT THE END
I WISH YOU DOUBLE CHAI
FOR FOLLOWING THE TUG
OF THE HEART BEHIND YOUR 36 TRIPLE-D JUGS
Rebecca:
WOW, WHAT A BOOST FOR MY CONFIDENCE!
Audra:
YEAH, I MEAN, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP
I’M PRETTY GOOD AT GIVING COMPLIMENTS
Rebecca:
NICE BUBBLE, BUBBELEH, I REALLY HATE TO POP IT
BUT NOBODY’S GOT A PLAUDIT ANY HOTTER THAN I DROP IT
Audra & Rebecca:
THIS IS…
Audra:
A JAP PRAISE FIGHTShow more