Country Music Lyrics IN REAL LIFE! Good Directions - Billy Currington
Comedian John Crist imagines what country music songs would be like in real life. Here’s Billy Currington’s classic, Good Directions!
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Good Directions
Billy Currington
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ on a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ this is where rednecks come from
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions, and I was the man for the job
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ’bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, ’you fool, that it coulda been love.
I knew my old Ford couldn’t r