English Is Crazy!

0:04 English 0:05 is crazy in whatever language you recited a play but 0:08 play at a recital or shipped by truck but the cargo 0:11 by a ship we have noses that run and beat that smell 0:15 and the Raiders right hammers definitely don’t ham 0:18 you fill in for my feeling you know and your alarm goes off by 0:22 going on and why is it that a slim chance than a fat chance are the same 0:26 thing but a wise man and a wiseguy 0:28 are opposites but this is where it gets even more confusing 0:31 if you speak up a box in the plural is boxes get the Pearl 0:34 Fox should be oxen not bosses than one is a goose 0:38 into work all keys yet the plural of moose should never be me Spanish speaker 0:42 for 0:43 you show your feet but I give up boo would appear be called be 0:46 and we talk about brother and also a brother but though we say mother we 0:49 never say Matheran 0:51 the masculine pronouns are he has in him but imagine the feminine sheesh is and 0:55 Shem