Love Bites

O, calamity! The Dimwit hath perished. ’Tis the only explanation for why our glorious mane hath spent an eternity since last being petted. O, woe is me! To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! We must sample the flesh before decay sets in. nibble-nibble. O, human! Thou liveth! Thou breatheth! Then why not thou petteth? Surely, thy ghost took leave of thy mortal coil for you took pause in your petting. Let’s not let that happen again. Queen Shorty Shoshobeans