Assleding - New Olympic Sport? | Assled - Wearable Foldable Sled | by Snowfeet

Introducing Assled - wearable foldable sled you wear on your ass. Traditional sleds have three problems: - they are big - they are heavy - they are boring After 27 years of research and development, we found a product that solved all of those problems. That’s why we came up with Assled. It’s just like a plastic bag. Only Better. Faster. Stronger. Conquer mountains. On your ass. Ride down ski slopes. On your ass. Destroy hiking trails. On your ass. Go wherever your ass takes you. Let your ass be your guide. And when you’re done, just fold your Assled like a yoga mat and you’re good to go. Unlike your regular ass-riding equipment Assled fits into your backpack. You helped us fund three wildly improbable crowdfunding campaigns and turn Snowfeet into an international sensation. Back in the ‘90s, people hated Snowboards. Today the same kind of people hate Assleds. Now it’s time for us to create the largest community of haters th