Somebody That You Used to Blow (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know) by ChokeOnFunny

My parody of “Somebody That I Used To Know“ Lyrics: Now and then I think of when we’d hang together And how you constantly would beg me every time My friends told me about your awful I let you kiss me where I pee But it was horrid and the pain I still remember It’s hard to get a hummer and to still be filled with sadness You thought an Altoid would feel good, but it just burned You try to cool your mouth by using ice cubes But then your teeth they got caught on my pubes I will admit it was the worst blow job ever No you didn’t have to suck me off You bit the head and disregarded my balls like they were nothin You don’t even deserve my load cuz you gnaw it like a chew toy and it feels too rough No you didn’t have to lose control You jammed your fingers in my rectum then pulled out a cucumber Guess what bitch it’s time to go Now I’m just somebody that you used to blow Now I’m just somebody that you used to blow I remember that you just wanted to bend me over But I thought I’d rather give you something that was much more fun I started thinking you were gay Who wouldn’t want their penis in my face But when you started screaming knew that you would just end up somebody that I used to blow I thought you were gonna bite it off (ahhh ahhh ahhh) You chewed it so hard when I looked down I thought I’d see nothing (ohh ohh ohhh) Did you know that I was hospitalized (ahh ahh ahhh) If I lost any more blood I would have surely died (ohh ohh ohhh) Haven’t you ever seen a porno (ahh ahh ahhh) They tuck their lips, don’t use their teeth cuz it’s not made of rubber (ohh ohh ohh) I guess I learned my lesson though Now I’m just somebody that you used to blow used to blow I’m just somebody that you used to blow used to blow I’m just somebody that you used to blow You used to blow that you used to blow you used to blow Somebody eee eeeee CRUNCH Special thanks to Mark Lindamood for recording and producing the track find him at Monica for painting and helping me get supplies Andy for lighting my home Keith for painting, name it he did it Lindsay for painting and assisting myself and Keith Allison for the paint work she did on the wall