The Yelper Special [from South Park]

The Yelper Special (also known as Boogers & Cum) An original song for all the food critics and Yelpers. 😁 All rights go to Paramount Global (formerly ViacomCBS), Comedy Central and South Park Studios. From _South Park: Season 19, Episode 4 *“You’re Not Yelping“*_ Lyrics: So you’re one of Yelper’s special blessed You demand a restaurant’s very best Well, they’re gonna treat you special I’m telling you, chum Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum (Boogers and cum) That’s called a Yelper special (Boogers and cum) Say “What’s that on your pretzel?“ Your online critiques are really useful to some Now have a good time eatin’ boogers and cum (Boogers and cum) Someone farted on your salad (Boogers and cum) But your decor critiques are valid You think you’re special like you’re A-number-one Well, there’s a whole lot of special in boogers and cum (Boogers and cum) How ’bout some feces with your flounder? (Boogers and cum) You like that Queefy Quarter Pounder? (Boogers and cum) Being a food critic’s easy (Boogers and cum) Aw, you feel a little queasy? Do you need a diagnosis? Well the doctor’s got one! (Boogers and cum) Piss in your potatoes (Boogers and cum) Some guy shit on your tomatoes All right, fancy food critic, looks like you’ve won Now please enjoy all the Boo-oo-oogers Boo-oo-oo-oo-oogers And Cum (Boogers and cum) #SouthPark #SouthParkS19 #Yelp #TheYelperSpecial #yelper #YelperSpecial #music #SouthParkMusic