ODE TO PENNSIC WAR IV (aka “You Can’t Swing A Broadsword When You’re in the Forest“ Song)

Written by Michael “Moonwulf“ Longcor. Pensic IV was held on 30 August 1974 near Cleveland, Ohio. Lyrics below: ODE TO PENNSIC WAR IV By Moonwulf (First Verse’s Tune: “Rising of the Moon“, Remaining Verse’s Tune: “Lizzie Borden“) Oh, last year way out in Cleftlands, Rolac led us forth to war, So that we could fight the Easterners at Pennsic number Four, We marched on in with knife and mace and shortened ax and sword, The Eastern Tygers didn’t and that’s how we won the War.