The Simpsons - Ned Flanders: Apple Cider vs. Apple Juice.

Script: Well, if God didn’t make little green apples, it’s Homer Simpson. How long have you been here? Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. Oh, sucking down the cider, huh? Hey, word to the wise- season pass. Pays for itself after the 16th visit. You know, most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice. But I do. Now, here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town. Now, there’s two exceptions and it gets kind of- [Fades] [Homer Thinking] Oh! You can stay, but I’m leaving. [Continues, Indistinct] And of course in Canada, the whole thing’s flip-flopped. Oh, my! I better get you some cider.