What does a pot sobriety test look like? (SATIRE)

Once marijuana is legalized in Canada, how will police test for pot impairment? 22 Minutes has exclusive footage of some new RCMP techniques. Watch full episodes of 22 Minutes on CBC Gem: 22 Minutes on Tik Tok: @thishourhas22minutes 22 Minutes’ newsletter: 22 Minutes on Facebook: 22 Minutes on Twitter: 22 Minutes on Instagram: Subscribe to CBC Comedy: Follow CBC Comedy: On Twitter: On Facebook: On Instagram: #pot #22minutes #howhighareyou TRANSCRIPT: This car’s been stopped for quite some time, I’m going to check it out. Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you’ve been stopped here for 15 minutes, can you tell me why that is? We’re waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This cop is so friendly babe. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Aw man, I’m too high for that. Blow into this. Hey, is that a breathalyzer? No. [Whimsical kazoo sound] [Stoned giggling] Okay, now I’m going to ask you some questions to determine your ability to drive. Why is a pizza box square, when the pizza is a circle, and all the little slices are tiny triangles? Woaahhhh. Which of these two snacks would you prefer? Chips? Or the cookie dough? Step out of the car please. Let’s go! Please, don’t drive high. We’re getting cookie dough all over the back of our cruisers. A message from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.