How To Seduce an Egg

Today I show you how to seduce an egg. Some people have terrible luck when it comes to picking up chicks, so they decide to pursue eggs instead. I highly recommend this. It has been scientifically proven by Shrek himself that eggs are 73% more sexier than women. I can vouch for this, However, eggs are pretty similar to women; they have a hard shell & a yolky centre. If you follow the step by step instructions in this video you’ll be drowning in yolk before you can even say “My thighs are covered in yolk, mu