Ken Ashcorp - We’re Shameless

Bandcamp: iTunes: Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? No? Too bad. Characters are Kaleina, Kentaro, and Aranei (in that order!) Art by: RiceGnat Aranei VA: MegaMoeka Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter Lyrics ---------------------- She was the image of my fantasies Long hair, purple eyes And two big pointy ears The Dwarven ale’s on me And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully Now I didn’t expect what I heard next Made my head spin so fast it’d break necks She said; Hey, bitch, what’s up? You’re the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC And I don’t need first name basis Maybe we could pass it to each other ’round the third or fourth bases Well, what the hell? She got my mind fucked like Galadriel And I can see that we’re thirsty Call it intuition but it ain’t just our glasses that’s dirty And I was bridal carried upstairs And I was thinking ’bout asking her for three hairs So here’s a little secret to this Elves are quick to recognize lewdness WE’RE SHAMELESS Oooh, I love it all You might think I’m kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE’RE SHAMELESS Stacy’s mom can join in too That’s right I delight in being lewd /// Okay, settle down, I don’t even know your name It’s Aranei Okay, that’s a lovely name but--- And my name’s Kaleina! That’s also a lovely name Wait, when did you get here?! /// Aranei and Kaleina You don’t have to explain I know exactly what you’re doing But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? Pffft, cut that pussy shit Get up on that pussy, bitch Call me mistress like you know that you’re working it YES MISS Put the collar on and pose One bitch boy and two elf hoes Well, what the hell? We got this far so we might as well And things were getting kinda kinky Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi Imagine the scene; Three bodies all together, me in between Pressing up against my body HOLD UP /// That’s a little bigger than I was expecting Which one of us are you using that on?! /// WE’RE SHAMELESS Oooh, I love it all You might think I’m kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE’RE SHAMELESS Stacy’s mom can join in too You gotta love those MILFs, man I delight in being lewd If you’re into it, just be into it We don’t kinkshame, no We don’t kinkshame, no We don’t kinkshame, no If you’re into it, just be into it (x4) No, I won’t say I’m sorry For liking lewd elf girls and futanari Yeah! /// You ready to go again, Kiddo? Yes, indeed I am! [[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] Oh boy! ///