Sam Neill: DAS FONE HELL (Cinema Quarantino)

“HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this profound and heartbreakingly candid insight into Modern Life will shake you to the core (Pilates 101)“ (via @TwoPaddocks twitter) “DAS FONE HELL Starring HELENA BONHAM CARTER ... Cinema Quarantino presents a Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. From the geniuses that brought you DAS SHOWDOWN , DAS ANGST KAPUT , and DAS BAD here’s the Major Memorial Day Weekend Movie you thought you’d be deprived of this year ! No such luck . How is your relationship with your phone ? Honestly ? Hmmm? You’ve never panicked because you may have left it at home ? Or worse , lost it? If your answer is no , that’s a great big fib. If yes - you have a very toxic relationship with said phone . This then is the movie for YOU. And the whole family , come to that . It’s a family movie with no adult themes whatsoever that we could detect . In fact no a